My Turn on the Actor's Studio

I was watching Keifer Sutherland on "The Actor's Studio" and thought it would be fun to try to answer those silly questions that The Lipton asks at the end of the show... I found a link and haven't read them that closely and will answer them as honestly as possible... like you care (like anyone is really reading this... I think I'm alone now - never mind).

01. What is your favorite word?
Hi

02. What is your least favorite word?
No

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Great Design

04. What turns you off?
Assholes

05. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck

06. What sound or noise do you love?
My kids giggles

07. What sound or noise do you hate?
My own voice yelling at me (again) for being an idiot

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Actor

09. What profession would you not like to do?
Accounting

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Yes, I do exist