Harold Bice, My American Idol

This clinches it for me (and I think for Bice himself and for all Americans), this guys is going to be our new American Idol. What better commentary on our country could there be!

Bice reported on the Idol Web site that his "most embarrassing moment" was when he once "fell off stage during a show." You mean his most embarrassing moment wasn't when pleaded guilty for a misdemeanor?

In unrelated news, Bo's first name is Harold. Which is either funny to you, or happens to be the name of your own father (that's me).